Wanted: Employee for Entry Level Position

dignifiedrice:

The successful candidate will have a minimum of five years experience in a similar role, own their own transport, be related to someone I know and like, be proficient in Excel and kangaroo wrangling, have gold-plated nipples, and be willing to work full hours at minimum wage.

30 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from puke-ahontas with 4,150 notes

pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

lilfirecat:

musterni-illustrates:

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a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.

Lol

lmao this is so accurate

30 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from pickyourheartupoffthefloor with 45,242 notes

orphania:

Source

orphania:

Source

30 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from cafegradepoetry with 5,935 notes

vondellswain:

"cat who doesn’t understand rain" @rjmakes

vondellswain:

"cat who doesn’t understand rain" @rjmakes

30 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from honorarykrogan with 111 notes

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ravenzoe:

"Won’t You Come Over" - Devendra Banhart

Won’t you come over and love me 
won’t you come over again 
Help me over come 
the unloving, ossifying body i’m in

30 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from ouroboroughs with 1,084 notes

muldersgirlyscream:

mulderstop:

the truth is out there

who does all these screenshots, I want to thank him/her

muldersgirlyscream:

mulderstop:

the truth is out there

who does all these screenshots, I want to thank him/her

(Source: eelslut)

30 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from ouroboroughs with 7,183 notes

the-fletcher-memorial-home:

Dreams - Fleetwood Mac ripped from vinyl

Thunder only happens when it’s raining

30 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from ouroboroughs with 1,930 notes

aetherbending:

Select Difficulty

Casual: For players new to roleplaying games or those interested in a purely narrative focus. Combat will provide minimal challenge.

Normal: For players interested in a balanced but challenging gameplay experience. This setting is recommended for most players.

Hard: For seasoned players looking for a significant challenge in combat. Enemies are punishing and battles require a clever mind for tactics.

Nightmare: For masochists and the truly mad, it doesn’t get more challenging than this.

30 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from honorarykrogan with 77 notes