The successful candidate will have a minimum of five years experience in a similar role, own their own transport, be related to someone I know and like, be proficient in Excel and kangaroo wrangling, have gold-plated nipples, and be willing to work full hours at minimum wage.
a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.
lmao this is so accurate
"cat who doesn’t understand rain" @rjmakes
"Won’t You Come Over" - Devendra Banhart
Won’t you come over and love me
won’t you come over again
Help me over come
the unloving, ossifying body i’m in
the truth is out there
who does all these screenshots, I want to thank him/her
Dreams - Fleetwood Mac ripped from vinyl
Thunder only happens when it’s raining
Casual: For players new to roleplaying games or those interested in a purely narrative focus. Combat will provide minimal challenge.
Normal: For players interested in a balanced but challenging gameplay experience. This setting is recommended for most players.
Hard: For seasoned players looking for a significant challenge in combat. Enemies are punishing and battles require a clever mind for tactics.
Nightmare: For masochists and the truly mad, it doesn’t get more challenging than this.